January 2011
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You got a better chance of catching Bin Laden.
– Kevin Garnett’s response to a Lakers’ ball boy asking for an autograph. (via nbaoffseason)
Garnett is a fan of war symbolism for basketball games.
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Nobody’s afraid of the Miami Heat.
– Amar’e Stoudemire
This Amar’e Stoudemire guy is gonna fit in perfectly in New York City.
(via gotemcoach)
This fits in nicely with the mid-season awards I’m writing. He’s perfect for NYC.
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Now, with some time off, the schedule has allowed Spoelstra to do several...
– Heat are finding time’s finally on their side
Suckling from the teat of the Heat.
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I should never have been so naive to assume what I was told was true,” the...
– Carlos Boozer | Affair Michelle Money | SportsGrid
Good for her!
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We’re not the Boston Celtics. We’re not these kinds of teams that need to play...
– Dwyane Wade (via nbaquotes)
Let’s see how far that strategy takes you.
(via sportspage)
Bill Russell just vomited up 11 NBA rings.
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Kim Kardashian loves… | Blog Archive | The... →
I was at the Prudential Center last night. She is tiny. Also saw Jay-Z, Alexander Ovechkin, Ray Rice, and that dvde that’s married to a Kardashian who I only recognized because I used to actually have a girlfriend.
Khris Humphries looks mentally deficient.
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Amateur player attempts 124 three-pointers in a... →
nbaoffseason:
A European player attempted 124 three-point shots in a game, making only 24 of them. While he made less than one in five, that’s a True Shooting Percentage of nearly 30%! The real upset is not that this happened, but that it happened in Lithuania, and not the Oracle Arena in Oakland, or a Don Nelson fever dream.
Missing one hundred three-pointers in one game! By the fourth...
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LeBron James Is Subject and Star of Animated Web... →
LEBRON JAMES NEEDS TO STOP
“I think everybody, even grown-ups now, today all wish they could be a superhero,” Mr. James, the Miami Heat forward and six-time N.B.A. All-Star, said in a recent telephone interview. “I definitely had that imagination of, like, wow, it would be great to look over a city and take down the bad guys. Absolutely, I had those visions.”
Which character is he going to...
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Heat practice without Wade, James and Bosh →
MIAMI — Chris Bosh shot free throws. LeBron James worked on 40-footers. Dwyane Wade tried a few layups.
The Big 3 left a big void at Miami Heat practice Monday.
“Heat history,” Wade said. “There goes some history for you guys. We all missed practice together.”
The first line of this article sums up the Miami Heat to me. They would rather fvck around during...
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LeBron sees karma in Cavs' franchise-worst... →
Lebron, just shut the fvck up, and keep winning games.
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On Rebounding →
William Wallace had his own issues with my post about The Round Mound of Rebound:
As someone who rebounds for a living (while not being a physicist), I take offense to this. Rebounding was at a zenith when Dennis “the Worm” Rodman was in the leauge. Nobody before or after did it like him. Yes, Wilt and Russell put up monster rebounding stats, but Wilt was 7’+ playing against...
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He’s not chopped liver. He’s a player.
– Tommy Heinsohn on Luis Scola
Ever since I read in HOOP magazine that Luis Scola was a big Celtics fan growing up, I’ve had a special place in my heart for him. ;)
That’s 10 Tommy Points for Scola and NBA Musings
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KB24 doesn’t think ‘Melo should worry about what the public thinks; he needs to...
– SLAM ONLINE | » Kobe Bryant: Carmelo Should Take the LeBron Route
“No NBA player is closer to Anthony than Bryant,” really? When did this happen? Is La La tutoring Bryant’s wife in geometry? Or fame?
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The Correct Answer Was Forrest Gump
Kenny Smith: I feel like Tom Hanks in ... what's that movie?
Charles Barkley: Philadelphia?
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I love that Jeanie Buss’ boy-toy had something to say about us. I don’t know if...
– ~ Mark Cuban, in response to Phil Jackson’s comments about how he felt the loss of Caron Butler adversely affects the Mavs.
Pretty awesome.
(w.w.)
It’s about fvcking time.
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