The NBA Dribbled Out

You can follow Kristin on Tumblr, Twitter and at NBA-Offseason—where she’s a contributor. She works for a college sports network in Chicago, but she’s way cooler than P.J. Franklin. Read all her answers throughout the day here.

Question:

Can Kyle Korver ever look tough, and why does his resemblance to that “LYING, CHEATING WHORE OF A MAN” ASHTON KUTCHER, always make me feel like he’s frightened? See also, that breakaway LeBron had on him in the playoffs and the gif worthy look on his face? Does this even matter, since he’s a role player/3-point specialist with no defensive abilities?

Answer:

It matters. Korver will get time at shooting guard if we don’t end up snatching Hamilton*. What’s funny is many recognize him for his 3-point game, but last season he shot just under 42% from that range. And I’m pretty convinced everyone reading this can run faster than him.

In regards to your first question(s): probably not when photos like this exist, and I don’t know? I feel like you just wanted to use “LYING, CHEATING WHORE OF A MAN.” Let Ashton do Ashton. I personally think Korver looks like a Ken doll, what with the stretched facial features/ridiculous side-part. He’s like a cartoon character. How he managed to finish an entire season recording at most three Twitter memes, is beyond my comprehension.

[Ed. *They did pick up Rip, after Kristin had done her write-up]

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