The NBA Dribbled Out

I’d love to rip the Miami Heat for being clowns & making a “Harlem Shake” video, but I’m actually more annoyed at all the sports blogs rushing to be the first to post it.

nbaoffseason:

Bunch of page view whores, every one of you.

^^^^^^^STANDING UP AND CLAPPING^^^^^^^

I have never seen a Harlem Shake video (even though I actually lived in Harlem a couple years ago), nor do I plan to, and this brings me great comfort even as I lay awake at night trying to figure out how I’m gonna pay the rent on the first of each month.

Winston knows more than you do people, so please try and listen to him before prostituting yourselves* for page view glory. 

*I’ve done this before, but never on purpose, and I’ve always tried to avoid it. You should too. Gordon Gecko was wrong: greed is not good, and Horatio Alger writes fiction under the guise of verisimilitude. 

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    My Team , Was Not Making Fun Of It /-
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    #SoAnnoying #GTFO
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    ^^^^^^^STANDING UP AND CLAPPING^^^^^^^ I have never seen a Harlem Shake video (even though I actually lived in Harlem a...