The NBA Dribbled Out

Derrick Rose mix-tape reminds us all that he is the last MVP until 2012 or—shudder—2013.

God, it’s hard to blog about the NBA with that Leviathan hanging over my head. Hobbes was right about an ideal commonwealth needing a sovereign head, but I’m just not sure Stern is up to the challenge.

In other news, Leviathan comes from the Hebrew word which means: “Sea Monster.” No word on whether Stern is Humphrey or Wolf from The Sea Wolf, but I’ll wager he’s read some Neitzsche, and is only tangentially a socialist.

Now end this lockout so I don’t lose more readers after mentioning Hobbes AND allegorical novels from Jack London in the same post.

Sorry readers. More pictures soon. I promise.

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