The NBA Dribbled Out

WHAT A NIGHT FOR THE NBA!

Anyone that claims NBA basketball in March should take a back seat to the NCAA Tourney Madness, wasn’t watching tonight’s action. Two games went down to the wire, and one of them featured a comeback that shocked most everyone while keeping the icy cold finger of woe firmly on the foreheads of Cleveland basketball fans. Then there was the defensive battle in Memphis, where Oklahoma City, fresh off their disappointing home loss to the Nuggets last night, matched the Grizzlies defensive intensity, as neither team seemed willing to relent. 

The Memphis-Oklahoma City game was sent to overtime after a pump fake gave Jerryd Bayless enough room to launch a three and tie the score at 83 with less than 3 seconds left. After Durant lost the ball out of bounds on the ensuing possession, the teams got set to play an extra five. 

The bruising battle in Memphis was playing second fiddle to the game in Cleveland, until the delayed Cleveland-Miami game ended and most League Pass subscribers switched to this Western elite matchup that would go a long way towards determining the seeding for this year’s Western Conference playoff run. After Bayless tied the score with his late three and it went to overtime, it was just as hard to drop buckets; defense was the rule, rather than the exception in this one. Anyone that’s watched Memphis this year, knows that’s a game they can win. 

In overtime, both teams matched buckets with Memphis coming out on top as they continually flustered Durant into a 11-for-28 shooting night. A floater in the lane for Durant cut the Memphis lead to one with just under a minute to play. A miss from a harried Gasol under pressure from the shot clock led to a running scoop shot for Westbrook on the other end that gave the Thunder the lead, 89-88, with just 13 seconds remaining (also, Durant traveled before Russell’s shot, but the refs missed it). It set the stage for Marc Gasol’s heroics.image

The Grizzlies cleared out the left side and let Zach Randolph go to work in isolation. Nick Collison had been giving Randolph fits for most of the game, and while Collison was given a bit of leeway from the referees in terms of bodying him up, Randolph still got a decent shot off from about 7 feet on the left baseline. The shot bounced off the front and then back of the rim before falling off. But the ever-present Spainard, Marc Gasol, tipped the ball in with just 0.8 seconds remaining. When he was asked what happened on his game-winning shot during the interview after the game, Gasol responded: “I just tapped it in, shit.” The ensuing lob from Westbrook fell fall short and the Grizzlies stayed a half game in front of the Clippers for the third seed in the West, and just three games back of the Thunder.

Wow. 

But while the game in Memphis was an exciting one, it was just the dessert for the entrée from earlier in the night. In Cleveland, Miami fell behind by 27 points with only 7:44 remaining in the third quarter, and everyone was sounding the alarm that the Heat’s continued winning streak was about to end. But Miami stormed back as only they know how. Down 40-67, their deficit seemed insurmountable until they started to get stops and their three’s started to drop. They closed the third quarter on a 28-10 run, punctuated by multiple three-pointers from Battier and Allen plus some timely offensive rebounding from Bosh. The Heat had cut the Cavaliers lead to 9 before the start of the fourth, 77-68. 

Pretty much everyone—including Cavaliers fans—knew their team was in trouble. The Heat eventually closed the Cavaliers out at Quicken Loans Arena in the fourth, outscoring them 30-18, as LeBron was 3-for-5 from long range and recorded his fourth triple-double of the season with 25 points, 12 rebounds and 10 assists. After his third straight triplet, he did this little move, which I don’t know the history of (maybe a reader can tell me who he’s mimicking or when this started because I can’t remember seeing it before the Boston game on Monday).

[A reader wrote to tell me about this Sun-Sentinel Q & A with Ira Winderman, where he explains the genesis of the press-down move: ”It’s his tribute to former journeyman point guard Nick Van Exel, who used to do it when he made big shots. LeBron has been doing it for weeks now, amid his increased proficiency with his mid-range jumper, including Monday’s game-winner with 10.5 seconds left in Boston.”]

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LeBron didn’t shoot particularly well, just 8-for-22 on the game, but he nailed the buckets when the team needed them the most.

That Napoleon Dynamite dvde, clad in a homemade t-shirt that read: “We Miss You” on the back and “LeBron 2014” on the front, found his way to the court in the fourth after sneaking by security, but I don’t want to talk about that anymore. 

Perhaps my favorite part of the game was watching Shaun Livingston lead the Cavaliers in the first half to their large lead. The guy almost lost his leg a few year’s back, and it was a joy to watch him—not just compete—but excel on his way to 14 points (6-for-11 shooting) and 6 dimes. Glad you’re back and playing well Shaun. 

The Heat won their 24th straight game, and now they’re only 9 games away from tying the 1971-72 Los Angeles Lakers who won 33-straight on their way to a title that season (Jerry West AND Wilt were on that team, but Elgin retired earlier that season). After what I saw tonight, it seems impossible to stop the Heat when they give a shit. Sometimes they don’t give a shit, which is why I think they’ll fall short of equaling the Lakers. They seem to play down to their level of competition like against the Cavaliers and it’s that apathy that will cost them in the end; pretty soon the deficit will be too large, and they’ll lose. But when they want to, the Heat amp up the defense switching and trapping so fast it’s hard to imagine they’re playing so quickly on the perimeter without a big man down low. And of course ‘Bron, Wade and Bosh then start eviscerating opposting defenses while Battier, Chalmers and Allen line up behind the arc. The Heat are pretty good, is what I’m saying, and I don’t think there’s a team in the league that can take them in a 7-game series if they stay healthy through June. But hot damn, what a night to be an NBA fan. 

Here’s video of the crazed fan who rushed the court in Quicken Loans Arena tonight. The prepetrator of this ridiculous move seems to have been found on Twitter as well. I guess he only had like 200 something followers before tonight’s idiotic decision, and he even bragged about the stunt back in February.  

When this happened, I immediately thought of Monica Seles, and watched in horror waiting for him to pull a gun or knife out.  Most of you are probably too young to remember that awful day for tennis—and sports in general—but thankfully the kid was just a moron. He was trying to get LeBron to come to Cleveland in 2014 when he can opt out of his Miami deal. 

PLEASE DON’T RUN ON THE COURT. I’m pissed at myself for even blogging about this because it gives this kid even more publicity, and he doesn’t deserve it, but it’s news so here we are. It’s dumb, so I repeat: DO NOT RUN ON THE COURT. You do a disservice to the game and to yourself.

This was terrifying and to quote a New Hampshire emcee I was fond of in college, I hope this kid’s “virgin ass doesn’t last one night in the drunk tank.” As someone that’s spent a couple awful drunk nights in the tank, I hope he knows what he’s in store for. He deserves it, the ponce. 

More about this game later.

[UPDATE: Someone actually took that last graph seriously and believes I’m hoping this kid is sodomized in jail tonight. Obviously this person has never spent time in a drunk tank, where it’s generally just the lushes and you’re not in with hardened criminals that make up a typical Oz-like nightmare for heterosexual Caucasians.]

Look at this bizarre Cleveland Cavailiers/LeBron James/Miami Heat fan. 
AP Photo/Tony Dejak

Look at this bizarre Cleveland Cavailiers/LeBron James/Miami Heat fan. 

AP Photo/Tony Dejak




Since this took me hours longer than it should have (thanks for making the posting of multiple gifs borderline impossible Tumblr), I’ll just say: Kyrie Irving was one of the only reasons to watch TNT this weekend, and that’s a shame. 

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Since this took me hours longer than it should have (thanks for making the posting of multiple gifs borderline impossible Tumblr), I’ll just say: Kyrie Irving was one of the only reasons to watch TNT this weekend, and that’s a shame. 

Kyrie Irving almost single-handedly silenced the crowd in Charlotte tonight as the Bobcats attempt to come back fell short. The Cavaliers won 106-104, and Irving scored 16 of his 33 points in the fourth quarter including a jumper inside the arc with a second remaining.